(new Washington Post-ABC News poll shows that Republicans now see Donald Trump as the most electable candidate among the GOP ("Guns On People") hopefuls, as conservatives begin to salivate at the prospect of finally getting to eat people again)
(scene 27, "The Inauguration" -- with music* playing in the background, camera pans up Pennsylvania Avenue as President-elect Zombie-Donald Trump, sitting at a dinner table on a flatbed Rolls-Royce truck, leans out and grabs an on-looker)
AIDE: Can I carve that for you?
ZOMBIE-DON: (tears off part of shoulder with his teeth) Nah. No need. (chews, thoughtful aside) This is so great. Beautiful day. Large crowd. I'm so glad I got into politics. It's like a feast that never ends.
20160126 11:26 (86 words)
- * "Hail to the Chief" a disco/hip-hop/electronic/marching band remix