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"proud to be a merkin"

... especially during this election season, which inspired us to create 3 new, culture recipes you've never heard of



(photo from bcjmedia.com)

1) Merkin Soup
- 3 fresh merkins
- 1 large cucumber studded with cloves
- 1/4 cup extra-hot virgin olive oil
- 4 cups bodily fluids of your choice (your chance to be creative!)
- salt to taste
- sauté merkins, whole cucumber and cloves in olive oil over low heat, then add to bodily fluids and simmer until merkins fall apart
- skim merkin floaters from surface with large spoon
- serve soup in bowls, with fresh cream drizzled on top in artful patterns

2) Anus Fondue
- 1 lb. cheddar cheese
- melt cheese in pot over low heat
- when bubbling, pour over anus of your choice (your chance to be creative!)
- serve with toast points

3) Brain Candy
- 1 gal. very cold ice cream in flavor of your choice (your chance to be creative!)
- 1 brain
- remove brain from braincase, either manually, or with the aid of smartphone apps so challenging you need to work them with your thumbs
- with large spoon dig hole in ice cream and bury brain, leaving buried until brain is thoroughly frozen (time varies depending on air content)
- remove brain and smash into tiny pieces with very large club, then eat like candy

20151119 18:42 (192 words)
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music:
- Polly and the Billets Doux performing: - a) "Money Tree" from "Money Tree" 2014; - b) "Hold Fast" from "Hold Fast" 2012
- Pauline Taylor performing: "Disco Nap"

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